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If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants.

You brought her.

Bill - "Paul, you have real character in your vocals."
Rick - "Yeah, and the character sounds like Daffy Duck!"
Paul - "I hate my life.".

I don't need drugs. I'm paranoid enough on my own.

I'd like some bismol, please. I believe the flavor is pepto.

Every kiss begins with K, but every Smooch begins with S&M.

A five is as good as a twenty to blind whores.