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Callipygian Girl

I've been looking for something all of my life
Knew I'd never find it 'til I tried
Been caught many times with my eyes on the prize
I was stealthy but I couldn't hide

Always face to face as I ran the race
Mirrors were my only hope and friend
Constantly scheming to try to make 'em leave
So I could finally see the end

Well her face is adequate
Her smile is pleasant
And her hair has a funny kind of curl
But her hiney's sublime
I gotta make her mine
She's my callipygian girl

I finally found her as I followed her behind
A trailing afterglow of comely chic
Religiously prestigious and litigiously prodigious
Callipygous, from cheek to cheek

Her breasts are small and her feet are large
But her eyes say "come on, give it a whirl"
It's her hiney-sublime
I gotta make her mine
She's my callipygian girl

Religiously prestigious and litigiously prodigious
Callipygous, she's got *